Batman & RobinFormat: Blu ray
Audio: DD 5.1
I recently viewed all of the films with the newer Blu ray releases but I'm just going to review Batman and Robin
for now. Mainly because it's just hysterical at how bad this movie is and it's so easy to poke fun at what's wrong
with this movie. I originally saw Batman Returns, Batman Forever and Batman and Robin in theater, yes I actually
went to see the last one, I didn't pay for my ticket though, it was free. My friend worked at one of the theaters
in town so he got me in to any of the local theaters for free, so I got to see quite a few for free in those years.
I was just shocked when I'd originally seen it in '97. It started when Arnold Swartzanegger's name was the first
one on the screen before Batman. I mean what kind of a movie is it when the villain gets first billing over the
Caped Crusader?
I know it must have been a tough choice between the Terminator and George "Dr. Doug Ross" Clooney for the
top billing, but was Arnold's name enough to drag people to see this movie? Arnold garnered a 25 million
paycheck (and a secret affair and child on the side of his marital relationship) which is so utterly absurd
considering he was just a big guy in a suit with the occasional one-liners and a much smaller part than Cloony's
Batman.
The story picks up with almost no backstory, where Mr. Freeze is breaking into a bank vault to steel some diamonds
to be used to cure his wife from McGreggor Syndrome. An earlier story arch would have worked better, dropping
Poison Ivy altogether. Joel Schumacher stated he wanted to make the movie as if it were a cartoon and not a live action
movie. He was even cited as yelling before each take: "This is a cartoon!" His homage to the 60's style Batman may not
have gone over well either and it especially shows with the once-again redesigned Batmobile and Batbike.
The redesigned convertible Batmobile, harkens back to the Lincoln Futura used in the 60's series. The Batbike is also
similar in style. I don't think the convertible worked for this movie but the Batmobile is the least of this movie's problems.
And then that brings us to the nipples. Yes, I said: "nipples". They started in 'Forever' but they are bigger in this film and more
shots of them. The opening starts like the opening of 'Forever' with the suit-up scene. 'Forever' had only one butt shot, but
in Batman & Robin we are given several butt shots, crotch shots and chest shots incase you weren't aware they were wearing
tight rubber.
Is it cold in here? Must be because my nipples are hard.
No nipples on this suit though:
So why are they there? Seriously? Nipples? Do we really need nipples on a Bat suit? I'm so glad they put Alicia Silverstone in
this movie because she really has that sexy pudgy thing going on. Is she pregnant? And smart as a whip!
"Well, I don't suppose they have fax machines on Elephants?" Hmmmm, didn't I see one last week on my safari?
And then there's the infighting between Batman and Robin which mostly gets in the way. It just gets old after
the first occurrence in this movie and was already done enough in 'Forever'. It goes on and on and on until you just
want Mr. Freeze to take care of both of them.
And then there's Bain, who is the main villain in The Dark Knight Rises. You may have been a little confused with
that movie if you thought this was what Bain was all about. "Bomb! Bomb!"
And what was the point in this scene? Bain starts lifting the Bat signal and all they do is change the filter to a Robin
signal.
There's so much camp and tongue n check it's just too much for a Batman movie. There's no believability in
what happens, everything is so off the wall. Physics do not exist in this Batman movie on any level. The previous
movies could be on the same level, but Batman & Robin takes it to a level all on its own. There's also the A story B story and even a
C story thing happening and they're all strung together helplessly.
The film's sets and colors match that of a cartoon, some look fine others don't. We get to see some baddies in glow n the dark
colors again, oh joy. Then there's the mile-high bridge to nowhere...just doesn't make sense. Most of what helps this movie
is the special effects. Take that away and ... oh let's not go there.
Then there's the extreme coincidence that Alfred suffers from the same illness as Mrs. Freeze. And then: "We're going to need
a bigger cave." Which is how the movie ends and I just don't like being left to wonder what is going on in those walls with the
three of them and wish for a better ending.
Eventually the movie ends and the torture is over.
Audio is pretty soft, same as the previous 3 on Blu ray. I sampled in 5.1, there's the occasional bad guy tossed over
the shoulder, explosions, bat gadgets, and the audio demonstrates those pretty well. There really isn't anything special going on with the soundtrack, some of it appears resampled from 'Forever'.
The exit Batman Logo caught me off guard panning back to front and was several db's louder than the movie. They could
have increased the db level about 5-10 db on this Dolby Digital track. I do like the opening title music right when Batman
& Robin title is on screen, sounds fantastic, it's played again right at the end of the movie, borrowed from 'Forever'.
Video on this Blu ray transfer of Batman and Robin was fair. The film is dark overall with a moderate amount of on screen
color. Still I'd expect more for a Blu ray release and wasn't overly impressed with this release or the previous films. They
seem to lack detail and sharpness that should be there.
This movie killed any chance of another film under Schumacher which he had plans to do a fifth installment.
Overall: You'll buy it because you have to. Why? Because you're set is incomplete without it. You don't have to watch it, but
you can't ignore it either. I sort of sit down and watch it and I can't look away until it's over. It's one of those, it's so bad it's good? Deer caught in headlights? And maybe the stop and look at a car accident when you should really be watching the road. It's horrifying, yet mesmerizing.
Picture 7.5 No noticeable film grain if that bothers you. The Blu ray doesn't improve detail or sharpness as much as
expected even for a darker film. If you have the DVD or LD you'll only notice a minimal improvement here. The special
effects are fairly good which add to this movie's ails and the Blu ray transfer does them justice.
Audio 8.0 It could be the best quality of this film. Smashing Pumpkins also got a Grammy so something good came
from this movie. Audio levels are a little low and have to be boosted quite a bit. Sound effects and surround sound are average.
Car chases, fight scenes, soundtrack and vocals are all blended well into the 5.1 mix.
Story/Plot 4.0 Less side stories and a more refined story arch would have worked better. Back up the Mr. Freeze story to
when he's injured and drop the Bat girl, Poison Ivy, and Bain. There's too much going on and the story starts off too late, same
as 'Forever' with Two Face, the story should have started earlier.
Overall 6.5 The Blu ray saves this movie with the newer video transfer. I'd probably rate the LD/DVD a 7.0 which would
give a 5.5. The story is abysmal yet each time I watch this series I end up watching Batman & Robin too. I just have to laugh at
some things. What were they thinking? If I had to name the single worst thing about this movie I'm not sure I could. 25 million
to Arnold and first billing or George Clooney as Batman? Alicia Silverstone or Bain? Convertible Batmobile or nipples on the Bat
suits? This movie was rated the worst movie of all time, while I don't think it's that bad it leaves a lot to be desired.
Batman Triumphant (announced for June 1999 but never materialized) would have seen the Scarecrow's first onscreen appearance,
not by Shoemacher, but not by Nolan either. Another interesting note is that Patrick Stewart was considered for the role,
but Schoemacher wanted a larger actor to play Mr. Freeze. I think that would have been better, but I think Arnold's popularity
also helped bring in viewers, at least initially until the bad press got out.