I've been working on some taglines and wanted to jot them down before I forget. Not sure if they all work the way I wanted them too. I guess if anyone else has any throw them in here.


Where you can still find movies fresh in their plastic wrapping.

What came first: the chicken or the egg? Neither: the laserdisc.

Because we refuse to update our technology every 7 years.

The only place you can use "cover" and "art" in the same sentence.

5 inch DVD's, HD DVD's, Blu ray's or a 12 inch Laserdisc … What would Archimedes have chosen for his heat ray?

Visually, you'll never mistake a laserdisc for another movie format.

The average thief might steal all your Blu ray's but they're not going to make off with many laserdiscs!

"You got a package in, Hun," your spouse informs. "Oh no, not another laserdisc!"

At least you don't have to worry about friends borrowing your laserdiscs.

Mine's BIGGER!

Dry land(strike thru) Laserdisc is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld.

I got you the big screen TV, deluxe [laserdisc] karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants!

Don't think this last one was actually a LD karaoke though.
All Pioneer maybe. CD player I think.