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Author:  mlcsmith [ 05 Mar 2012, 00:45 ]
Post subject:  Darth Vader (LD) would kick Darth Vader's (BD) arse!

They made Vader so melodramatic in the new editions of the films. If the original Vader came across his BD counterpart he would lightsabre him in the crotch and get that gender reassignment done for him quick smart.

It's the same for Han. He'd shoot Han (BD) in the crotch first before he even had a chance to move.

Author:  lizardkingjr [ 05 Mar 2012, 04:11 ]
Post subject:  Re: Darth Vader (LD) would kick Darth Vader's (BD) arse!

mlcsmith wrote:
They made Vader so melodramatic in the new editions of the films. If the original Vader came across his BD counterpart he would lightsabre him in the crotch and get that gender reassignment done for him quick smart.

It's the same for Han. He'd shoot Han (BD) in the crotch first before he even had a chance to move.

You seem to be obsessed with the word, "crotch." Any reason for this?

TLK :cool:

Author:  flcl4evr [ 05 Mar 2012, 04:21 ]
Post subject:  Re: Darth Vader (LD) would kick Darth Vader's (BD) arse!

Damage there hurts the most

Author:  mlcsmith [ 05 Mar 2012, 08:02 ]
Post subject:  Re: Darth Vader (LD) would kick Darth Vader's (BD) arse!

It's a funny word and sensitive area - crotch! Works well as an exclamation, try it some time.

Repetition for humorous effect.

I could have used another one, like groin. Or package. Gonads?

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