I've Googled, Bing'd, Dogpiled, and even Volunia'd it, but I have found no version of Cat Soup released on Laserdisc. It was released in February 2001, within the window of Japanese laserdisc production, so I was hoping it was pressed. Can anyone say with certainty this was/was not released on laserdisc?

I think that there is no LD.
I have liked most of her comic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_Soup
Cat Soup was released direct-to-DVD on 21 February 2001

There wasn't much anime coming out in 2001. A lot of shows were DVD only after 2000.

Aww, nuts. Guess I'll have to live with the dvd. Thanks.